Jewish/Christian joke [no offence meant :)]
A Jewish man has a son and he is very disappointed in his son’s lack of interest in their faith. So he decides to send his son to Israel to learn a thing or two about Judaism.
When the son returns, the father asks “did you have a good trip?”
“So great, Dad. I learned so much, saw some great historical landmarks, and even learned some Hebrew!” The father was quite pleased. Then the son said “and I also became a Christian!”
The father, being quite distraught, decided he needed some guidance, so he goes and sees one of the elders at Synagogue. As he walks in, the elder sees the look of worry on the father’s face. He says “what troubles you, my friend?” The father says “well, I sent my son off to Israel, and he came back a Christian.” The elder, after hearing this shocking news, responded “Funny you should mention that. I also sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian.” The two men were blown away at their coincidence, and decided they should speak to the Rabbi.
They walked into the Rabbi’s chambers, and the Rabbi knew there was something wrong. He asked “what troubles you, my friends?” The elder spoke. “Well, you see, we both sent our sons to Israel, and both of them came back as Christians.” After a pause, the Rabbi said “It’s funny that you should mention that. I also sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian.” After a few moments, the Rabbi decided they needed to go outside and pray.
The three men went into the yard, held hands, and began to pray. All of a sudden, the clouds parted, and the booming voice of God speaks to them. “What troubles you, my faithful followers?”
“Well”, the Rabbi began. “All three of us sent our sons to Israel, and all three of our sons came back as Christians.”
After a pause, God’s voice continues.
“Funny you should mention that….”
They walked into the Rabbi’s chambers, and the Rabbi knew there was something wrong. He asked “what troubles you, my friends?” The elder spoke. “Well, you see, we both sent our sons to Israel, and both of them came back as Christians.” After a pause, the Rabbi said “It’s funny that you should mention that. I also sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian.” After a few moments, the Rabbi decided they needed to go outside and pray.
The three men went into the yard, held hands, and began to pray. All of a sudden, the clouds parted, and the booming voice of God speaks to them. “What troubles you, my faithful followers?”
“Well”, the Rabbi began. “All three of us sent our sons to Israel, and all three of our sons came back as Christians.”
After a pause, God’s voice continues.
“Funny you should mention that….”
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This is who I am: I’m a female, twenty-something-year-old, Australian. A Christian, who has God as her number one; family, friends, boyfriend as number two and everything else follows in its place. 
